The Rumored Ellen Page Video Game Nudity for Geeks of the Day

So Ellen Page was cast as a character in a video game put out by Sony called Beyond Two Souls, which has nudity cuz geeks are pervs with glasses and like their women in video games cuz they are weirdos.

Here’s the scene these alleged nude pics are from that you’ll like since you prefer cartoon women better than real women, they cost less and don’t talk back unless you program them to….weirdo…

Top 6 Movies To Make 2015 The Ultimate Year For Virgin Losers of the Day

Every day i creep around the intreweb looking for stuff good nuff to post. this time it's nerd shit coz i know among you readers there are virgin nerds who get off believing losers can be great ... all they need is to be bitten by something radioactive. 

 

It also seems there are more and more movies catering to a portion of the population that used to have their heads bathed in the business end of the toilet. But there are still certain years in which the Movie Gods truly align, to bring you a mind-numbing geek festival of the brain. There is so much “must see” on the books for 2015, that you might want to start saving just for future movie tickets.

6. Ant-Man

We can certainly understand some trepidation about a big budget production which essentially amounts to “Honey I Shrunk The Superhero.” C’mon, it’s Ant-Man, right? There is one saving grace to this project which should make you excited though: the director is Edgar Wright, who gave you both “Shaun of The Dead” and “Scott Pilgrim Versus The World.”

5. Fantastic Four

After seeing the first Fantastic Four movie, as well as its even more awful sequel, the fans’ enthusiastic response to the reboot seemed almost too excited. The reason for such exuberance: “Chronicle” director Josh Trank. As a dry run, “Chronicle” was a movie about teenagers who suddenly got superpowers after a party. Each of the their lives spun wildly out of control as a result. Fans are envisioning the Fantastic Four movie as “Chronicle” with a budget, as well as familiar characters, and they like it.

4. Justice League

All reports look like Warner Brothers is ready to pull the trigger on a Justice League movie. Now, DC and Warner Brothers are not Marvel or Disney. On the plus side, Christopher Nolan sounds ready to direct the film tomorrow. If the Nolans are officially on board, fans will tend to trust whatever decisions are made on the movie.

3. The Hunger Games: MockingJay Part Two

You can blame the practice of dividing the final book into two cinematic parts on Harry Potter. The Twilight Saga picked up the trend, and The Hunger Games will continue it. If those franchises were any indication, then “The Hunger Games: MockingJay Part Two” may well be the most commercially successful film in the series.

2. Avengers 2

There has been a tease of changes to come, by the time we get to “Avengers 2.” The movie should be fine, but it is great to have a level of speculation. In a year of geek movies, this may yet be the box-office winner.

1. Star Wars Episode VII

Not even the prospect of Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fischer portraying old-as-dirt versions of their iconic characters can stop “Star Wars Episode VII” from being one of the most anticipated movies this decade, and perhaps of all time. Will we see Han and Leia’s kids? Will Luke be a Jedi Academy trainer? Who else will be returning? So much is pure speculation but, if the speculation about the prequel trilogy was any indication, 80% of what you read will prove to be dead wrong. However, it’ll be fun guessing. After all, no geek fest is truly complete without Star Wars.

Top 10 Most Epic Concert Pictures ... Some Rocker Shit of the Day

Some nerdy shit pretending to be some rocker shit but these are amazing so i'll post it like it's some awesome shit ...

10. White Stripes

9. Radiohead (2012 Tour)

8. Justice

7. Radiohead (2008 Tour)

6. Deadmau5 throwing it down.

5. The calm before the storm. View from microphone at a Bruce Springsteen concert.

4. Phish

3. Rammstein

2. Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas.

1. The Flaming Lips

TOP 5 MOVIES with Shitty Endings Nerd Shit of the Day

TOP 5 MOVIES with SHITTY ENDINGS

5. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Did this movie ever actually end? After about thirteen different false endings, I think most of us in the audience were counting down the seconds until the actual credits began to roll.

We get that you want to have a ridiculously long epic movie, but you shouldn’t have to tack on random endings just to drag it out. Seriously, though. Some of us really need to use the restroom.

4. Signs

I’ll just get straight to the point with this one. No sense in hem-hawing around with fancy language and summaries: The alien was killed by water.

Water.

A cup of water fell onto the alien and killed it. M. Night Shyamalan, we thought you were better than that.

3. Castaway

“Castaway” is truly a magnificent film. Tom Hanks showed the world what a remarkable talent he really is, carrying an entire movie on his own shoulders, spending hours acting off of nothing but the ocean, an island, and a ball with a face on it. What other actor could pull that off?

Unfortunately, though, the ending was a pretty huge disappointment for most viewers.

When he finally returned to civilization, he found that his family and friends had moved on without him. His girlfriend had married another man and started a family. On top of that, viewers never found out the contents of the mysterious package, either.

2. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

This movie was pretty silly in general. Even so, the ending put the rest of the movie to shame in the shitty department.

After everything that happened in the film, it was all explained away by aliens. Really, aliens. Not only did they bring aliens into the picture completely out of the blue, but they even had the aliens leave without so much as an actual conflict. What kind of pathetic anticlimactic ending is that?

1. X-Men: The Last Stand

Spoiler alert: everyone dies.

Okay, that isn’t entirely true, but the fact of the matter is that the good guys lose. The trilogy ends with the X-Men being defeated. What fan wanted to see that?

Five Shitty Films That Tricked Us with Awesome Movie Posters

Fi'm on a motherfuckin roll here. like I cant get enough of writing. coz i'm on a roll (fuck I said that already) i'm going to cover the lame stuff too. lame stuff that lame blogs write about before they realized the better things in life like pussy and more pussy. so lame articles go on.... Like Top 5 films that tricked us with awesome movie posters. Lame title but look at the pictures.

5. Showgirls (1995)

Though the poster is a creative use of space and an enticing attention-grabber, the movie’s curtains are better left closed.

The top 4 jump!

4. I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

The poster for this movie is beautiful art depicting Lindsay Lohan’s facial silhouette as the petals of a blue rose, but the film itself not only fails to bloom—it wilts.

3. The Happening (2008)

The poster promises apocalyptic suspense and visual style; the film awkwardly delivers Mark Wahlberg talking to a plant. Perhaps we viewers should have followed the car drivers’ lead in the poster and abandoned the movie had we, too, seen the disaster ahead.

2. Superman Returns (2006)

The poster is vibrant and classic with an image of high-flying ambition. However, the poster image for “Superman Returns” reflects the outcome of the film itself in a quite different way: this superhero project clearly flew right over its filmmakers’ heads.

1. Max Payne (2008)

The poster is modern and brilliantly direct due to its superb artistic simplicity. But I would almost rather idly watch a friend play the videogame for hours on end than have to face its film version again.