Spring Breakers Panty Off of the Day

No these are not fakes. These are real. Like the Tooth Fairy and your 12 inch dick.

Kristen Stewart Fake Nude of the Day

Its another rip from the site celebrity jihad and while losers would copy even the article that came with the fake photo i am a classy individual so i'll let the fake topless with shaved cunt shit speak to you and sell me sponsors like rayban, tag, and all those sponsors that pay big bucks.

Yeah!

Top 6 Movies To Make 2015 The Ultimate Year For Virgin Losers of the Day

Every day i creep around the intreweb looking for stuff good nuff to post. this time it's nerd shit coz i know among you readers there are virgin nerds who get off believing losers can be great ... all they need is to be bitten by something radioactive. 

 

It also seems there are more and more movies catering to a portion of the population that used to have their heads bathed in the business end of the toilet. But there are still certain years in which the Movie Gods truly align, to bring you a mind-numbing geek festival of the brain. There is so much “must see” on the books for 2015, that you might want to start saving just for future movie tickets.

6. Ant-Man

We can certainly understand some trepidation about a big budget production which essentially amounts to “Honey I Shrunk The Superhero.” C’mon, it’s Ant-Man, right? There is one saving grace to this project which should make you excited though: the director is Edgar Wright, who gave you both “Shaun of The Dead” and “Scott Pilgrim Versus The World.”

5. Fantastic Four

After seeing the first Fantastic Four movie, as well as its even more awful sequel, the fans’ enthusiastic response to the reboot seemed almost too excited. The reason for such exuberance: “Chronicle” director Josh Trank. As a dry run, “Chronicle” was a movie about teenagers who suddenly got superpowers after a party. Each of the their lives spun wildly out of control as a result. Fans are envisioning the Fantastic Four movie as “Chronicle” with a budget, as well as familiar characters, and they like it.

4. Justice League

All reports look like Warner Brothers is ready to pull the trigger on a Justice League movie. Now, DC and Warner Brothers are not Marvel or Disney. On the plus side, Christopher Nolan sounds ready to direct the film tomorrow. If the Nolans are officially on board, fans will tend to trust whatever decisions are made on the movie.

3. The Hunger Games: MockingJay Part Two

You can blame the practice of dividing the final book into two cinematic parts on Harry Potter. The Twilight Saga picked up the trend, and The Hunger Games will continue it. If those franchises were any indication, then “The Hunger Games: MockingJay Part Two” may well be the most commercially successful film in the series.

2. Avengers 2

There has been a tease of changes to come, by the time we get to “Avengers 2.” The movie should be fine, but it is great to have a level of speculation. In a year of geek movies, this may yet be the box-office winner.

1. Star Wars Episode VII

Not even the prospect of Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fischer portraying old-as-dirt versions of their iconic characters can stop “Star Wars Episode VII” from being one of the most anticipated movies this decade, and perhaps of all time. Will we see Han and Leia’s kids? Will Luke be a Jedi Academy trainer? Who else will be returning? So much is pure speculation but, if the speculation about the prequel trilogy was any indication, 80% of what you read will prove to be dead wrong. However, it’ll be fun guessing. After all, no geek fest is truly complete without Star Wars.

Scarlett Johansson Missionary Fucked forever of The Day

It's a fake. I can copy what celebjihad said about it but that's lazy shitty and plain silly. so imma just going to rip the scene and make it numero uno.... sounds like a plan.

Emma Watson Sex Tongue for "The Bling Ring" of the Day

From everyone’s favorite hipster director (thanks to nepotism), Sofia Coppola, comes “The Bling Ring,” which is about the group of kids obsessed with celebrities who used the Internet to track Hollywood stars and rob their homes. You probably remember that story. It was a big deal a few years ago. People like Paris Hilton, Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan all got robbed.

Well the movie is coming out and Emma Watson is in it, and this is the trailer…and since I like the vibe of the movie and you’ve liked Emma Watson since she was 12 and you felt she’d grow up into a nice young girl…like you did with your neighbor’s kid…I’m posting it…even though she’s far too clothed to really be bothering…but Emma Watson fans are weird and this is porn to them.... i like the sex tongue and stuck there since I wrot/copied "The Bling Ring".

video comes after the jump..

Sofia Vergara's Tits Shoots Bullets of the Day

Sofia Vergara got herself some more acting work, because despite being 60-fucking-years-old, she’s still in high demand…for reasons I can only assume involve being from a Colombian drug cartel that services the cocaine needs of the execs in Hollywood…so that they have no choice but to hire her, otherwise she will expose them. I mean, it’s that or it’s because she’s got ridiculous titties…and the moviemakers know fifty percent of Americans are Hispanic…and Hispanics need Hispanic movie characters to relate to, so they might as well cast the best one…even if she’s better suited to be stripping like most single mom immigrants.

Well, she is in the new Robert Rodriguez movie, “Machete Kills,” which also stars Mel Gibson, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba, Charlie Sheen, Amber Heard, Alexa Vega, and Lady GaGa…but none of the others made the first movie poster, because they don’t have tits they can sensationalize with guns…like what Robert Rodriguez did to Rose McGowan’s leg in that Grindhouse shit.

Either way, here’s the poster, I hope it speaks to your inner nerd, which in your case is also your outter nerd…you’re just lucky nerd is still trendy and doesn’t result in getting beat the fuck up.

Guns for tits…on a girl known for her tits…so fucking clever, comedic, obvious…who fucking cares? Oh right, you do.

-Ripped from DSF-