I hate “Who Would You Rather?” crap that virgin losers sitting around comic book stores talk about to while away their pointless lives…you know, because it’s a waste of time since the option of fucking one, let alone both, is pretty much non-existent for these losers, so that life decision is one that will never happen. So jerk-off fantasies publicly discussed amongst chronic masturbating weirdoes just makes me uncomfortable.
That is why I came up with this blog coz I hate anything that works especially when its not working for me.
That said, I’d rather do Ashley Benson…and it isn’t a racist thing, or a popularity thing, because I don’t know who she is. I just know that Selena Gomez has some weirdness going on in that pantsuit and Vanessa Hudgens is built like a barrel. which makes me a stupid virgin loser ass-cock-receiver coz I ended up picking one anyway. fuck me. fuck you too.
