Ariane Esperas RETRO Playboy of the Day

Since we dont have anything from the latest playboy this old shit will do.

Ariane Esperas is the kind of woman who if she was in a plane crash, I doubt would even make the news. I mean, unless it was TV Patrol, then they’d dedicate a week of programming to her to distract the people from real world issues.

…but at least she’s topless.

Selena Gomez is Fingering Herself of the Day

This one isnt fake. its real. like the tooth fairy the boogie man and that a lot of you own a penis longer than 5 inches.

this playboy cover is real too.

Jurli Waters Naked Shower Pics of the Day

A lot of you may not know who Jurli Waters is. Well, neither do I…but I figure, let her past be her past and her future be my future, you know, because that’s how romance works.

I just know she models naked for Playboy, she’s got a great ass and amazing tits…but as far as I’m concerned, her best work is going to be having sex with me…even if she doesn’t know it yet.

And that's just me trying to be funny. YAWN and jump.

Selena Gomez Spring Breakers Playboy Promo of the Day

It finally happened! But i'm only pretending that this shit really happened while alternately filling in a rip from the stuff i ripped from other sites which is the whole point of this nerd thing but lets not talk about that coz we have some nerd fakes here of selena gomez nude which is the best thing that ever happened to selena gomez on this site since the last selena gomez fake we posted.

 

i'm also going to use all the labels i can think of from Boobs all the way to Zitties coz that's the way to land me sponsors like i'm fucking on a mission here.

to hell with punctuation marks! jump like the porn lovers that you are