Indian "Priya Raitra" Shows Her Cunt of the Day

Priya Raitra is so lovely and exotic…like a fruit your family buys on special occasions or when you are sick with a cold and they are hoping the vitamins get you better because your diet of creamed corn, canned beans, ramen noodles, booze, chips and cake doesn’t really give your body what it needs…making her a welcomed Indian set of titties to stare at…because sometimes you gotta look at what else is out there…international pussy, even if it smells like curry at the hallway of an immigrant-filled building…and even if it is hairy and creepy-looking…because this generation is about diversity…and luckily, diversity, even in another language, can still have a pussy and can still suck a dick…right, Priya Raitra?

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If you’re wondering who Priya Raitra is…she’s in Bollywood movies and TV, and she has a record deal…but her most important achievement is that I tried to masturbate to her 5 minutes ago. I like to help people.

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i'm going to share something some fucked up guy i think i know wrote and it involves a fruit, a girl, vagina and his fucked up fantasy.

 

" I am sure you’ve heard this before, but the grocery store is a great place to get a slice of humanity. You can find out if a couple is new and in love or bitter and married. It’s where you can find single girls, students, first time living on their own…

I don’t even grocery shop, but spent an hour in the grocery store today because I had nothing better to do, and I saw a girl in workout gear buying two pieces of bananas, a bag of chocolate chips, and some single portion meals. She was hot, so I asked, “you gonna eat both those bananas, or just one and then use the other as a boyfriend?” Unfortunately, the dumb bitch didn’t speak English…but she knew what I was getting at. All single girls just sit at home and stick things in their vaginas and if I was a single girl I’d be doing that too."

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